Thursday, January 20, 2011

Top 10 Reasons I Think I'm Getting Old

10.  I can’t leave Walgreens without buying at least 5 things.

9.  Hard alcohol gives me indigestion and cheap alcohol makes me wish I’d never been born the day after.

8.  Comfortable shoes are the most important thing in the world and orthopedic shoes really do go with anything.

7.  When someone calls me past 9:30 I wonder which one of my wild-ass friends is up that late.

6.  Poor grammar is really starting to get on my nerves.  And Ke$ha...”sexified” is NOT a word.

5.  I would rather sleep than do just about anything.

4.  I will do anything to avoid driving in the snow and Florida in the winter is starting to sound pretty damn nice.

3.  I’m starting to think that the reason I watch The Golden Girls so much is that I relate to them more as contemporaries.

2.  Not only do I not understand most new technology, I have no desire to learn it.  In fact, I think I’ve been accidentally “Tweeting” for months now and I had no idea I was doing it.

1.  I am getting less and less concerned with what other people think about what I do.  Mainly because    I don’t remember that I do half of it.



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© Catherine Tidd 2011

3 comments:

  1. I can relate. Love this!!! Thanks for the laughter!

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  2. Love, love, love this post! Thanks for the giggles once again!

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  3. Beverly Borgatti BarthelJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Very funny! Thanks for the giggles.

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